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If Travel Broadens the Mind…

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 Travel, they say, broadens the mind. Adds perspective. Opens up the outlook and so on. Makes you sophisticated and cosmopolitan. If you’ve been nowhere other than where you’re from, except on holiday; if you’ve lived in no place other than the place you know, what does that make you? What is the word for it? [...]

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In A Perfect World It Would Be Spiders For Lunch

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Why being irrational saves us from a life of Bush-Tucker Trials  Why Not Eat Insects? Not my question, by the way, but the title of a book. It was a book first published in the 1880s by a man by the name of Vincent M Holt, and it’s not been out of print since. In [...]

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Odin’s Police Force

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Or… What life might be like today if the Vikings had won? The problem, I think, is that we are suckers for novelty. It gives us a frisson of cosmopolitanism to use words like frisson. We are suckers for words like suckers. It gives us an air of imagined sophistication to walk boldly into the [...]

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Two Thousand And Twelve

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2012 puzzles me – as did 2008, and 2004 and just about every Olympic year. Once every four years something seems to happen to all these minor sports, and all these boring sports, and all these sports that most normal human beings don’t normally give a damn about.

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Warwick Cairns – The Book Swap Interview

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Warwick Cairns lives in Windsor with his wife, two daughters and two dogs. He is the author of 3 books. About the Size of It is about how the world’s systems of weights and measures have been shaped by the fact most of us have better things to think about. How to Live Dangerously is [...]

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In Praise of Savagery: reviewed

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My dad is very elderly and in poor health, but I wanted so much to tell him about Warwick, a man who met and lived with Thesiger.

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The Alien’s Guide To Alcohol

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I just don’t like the taste of most alcohol, apart from the sort of stuff old ladies drink in thimble-sized glasses at Christmas.

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He only does it to annoy because he knows it teases.

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Why should human-human partnerships be the only kind to be celebrated in society and recognised in law? Is that not a blatantly speciesist thing?

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The Devil’s Party

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Sometimes unrelieved goodness can get rather cloying. Sometimes you need the destructive power of negative energy, just to shake things up and just to restore balance in the world.

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Injury Time Revisited

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The bones of my pelvis had twisted, and in particular the curved structure at the front known as the pubic bone or pubic arch had pulled apart and ‘opened up’

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