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The 14/4 Literary Dinner – Photo Story of the event

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“Simply put – it was great fun. Nicely organised and lovely food.”

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14/4 Literary Dinner

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There will be 14 authors and a 4 course meal.
At 14 tables, with eleven seats each.
That one seat is for an author.
Every table will have an author to host.
In fact, every table will host 4 different authors throughout dinner.

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Bestsellers are so yesterday – how to write a phenomenon.

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Ever read one of those “How To Write A Bestseller” books? No? Me neither. Nor do I intend to. I’m after bigger game, you see. I want to write a phenomenon. A freak. A bestseller that pulls down the shorts of other bestsellers and gives their chubby paper bottoms a palm-stinging spank.

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Avatar: The Death of Narrative

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Avatar is to storytelling what Jive Bunny was to rock-and-roll. It is the death-knell of an era, the triumph of plagiarism, the total abdication of original thought.

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Firestation Bookswap Feb 2010 Pt1

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In which our presenters introduce the cake, Marie returns, Scott discusses the amazement of receiving pickled onion monster munch. Patrick Woodrow and Josa Young Guest. Highlights include Post- op Transexuals and revelations of disliked authors.

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Firestation Bookswap Feb 2010 Pt2

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Our Guests discuss the best country in the world. Marie shows us her skills of remembering peoples names & one of our guests parks on a question for a rather long time.

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Patrick Woodrow – The Interview

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A lot of stuff that gets nominated for the Booker is so far up its own arse, you need a torch to read it. Why do people feel the need to describe everything in minute detail? Just get on with the story and leave the artistry to the poets, who’ll achieve a greater effect with far fewer words. I shouldn’t be too disparaging. It’s all subjective, of course. But one man’s meat is another man’s poison, and ‘Middlemarch’ damn near killed me.

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Firestation Bookswap Jan 2010 pt1

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