There must be someone out there wants a Poet for a friend
But it seems they’re only interested in my Super Sexy Friend
I - have listened to great music and been lifted by the sound
I’m a Metaphysical Poet who has reached Higher Ground
I enjoy fine works of Art – and great books can recommend
But they only want the services of my Super Sexy Friend
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
I met the US President he was visiting my end
I said: “Mr Obama Sir, what stimulus d’you recommend?”
He said: “At this defining moment we need a Super Sexy Friend.”
I met the great Mandela, silent, strong and unafraid
I said: “We are in trouble Sir and really need your aid,
In this time of tribulation Sir, what do you recommend?”
He said: “Have you got the number for your Super Sexy Friend?”
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
Last week I met an Indian prince a kind and noble man
He came with great intention from the realm of Rajasthan
I said, “Your Royal Highness,
What great changes do you intend?”
He said: “Khabi, Khabi Meera Dil Mere – Acha, Super Sexy Friend.”
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
I met the Langley Vicar the other day at the Squat
He quoted from the Bible and inspired me somewhat.
I said: “Reverend the congregation needs your influence let us pray,
Please leave us words of wisdom to guide us on our way.”
He said: “Child do not worry there is something I can commend,
That you give out the number for your Super Sexy Friend.”
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
A young Rasta from Jamaica came to visit this great Isle
I said: “Sir Welcome to Blighty” and I greeted him with a smile.
He said his name was Judah – He had dreadlocks on his head
I said: “Sir we’re truly honoured to meet such a noble dread”.
“Langley Village is in trouble Sir, what do you recommend?”
He said: “Me come haaarll the way from Jameerka, come meet yo Super Sexy Fren”.
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
I thought about that Lisa and thought, is it her or is it me?
I have written many books of verse and vibrant poetry
I have met great men and women, kings and queens of noble birth
Who have moved us with their rhetoric in their quest to change this Earth
So I rang the Sexy Lisa, and as I held the phone
A familiar voice then answered saying “Lisa’s not alone.”
It was me best mate Ebenezer, he was such a Cockney Geezer,
He kept umming, erring, bluffing, whistle and flute and Norf and Souf
He said: “Lisa can’t come to the phone right now darling
She’s got some fink in er mouf”.
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
I went on a blind date on my friends’ recommendation
It was Open Mic they said at the Windsor Firestation
I told them all my story, I felt good and I felt hearty
I tried to get some members for Michelle and the Green Party
I asked them to do something very fabulous and quite sane
Like MOVE THE INCINERATOR, now that’s a good campaign.
But the men although quite charming wanted one thing in the end
They asked: “Have you got the number for your Super Sexy Friend?”
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“Please replace the handset and try again”.
Last night I caught my boyfriend naked with his mobile in his hand
I said: “What d’you think you’re doing?” – I tried hard to understand.
He said: “Cecelia don’t be angry love – I don’t mean to re-offend
But I’m w**king to the voicemail of your Super Sexy Friend”.
At this point I put the phone down I was thoroughly enraged
I tried to ring that Lisa but – she was constantly engaged.
So there was me boyfriend Ben – little Willy in his hand
Trying to phone back Lisa, I tried hard to understand.
He was desperate to finish his w*nking and was moaning louder now
I said: “I’m gonna kill that Lisa when I see that whoring cow”.
Ben continued with his w*nking and picked up the phone agaiaaain
By this time I was so furious, it was driving me insane
I said: “Give me that phone – you tosser – our relationship’s at an end
I can recommend the services of a Super Sexy Friend”.
I tried to dial her number then I chucked the phone at Ben
He simply pressed REDIAL and the voicemail came on then
It said: “Please replace the handset and try again”.
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