Andy Sylvester

A.N.A.L. A.C.T.I.O.N.!

Maybe I should get a life, but I, for one, would be happy to go back to the good old-fashioned values of literacy.

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The Dream-Maker. Get Your Book Published – Free!

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I published my book using this system, and do you know what? It works. PEOPLE ARE BUYING MY BOOK!

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Gnomeo and Juliet – It won’t leave you feeling forlawn!

Sometimes taking the kids to the cinema can be a bit of a chore-bore, or an opportunity to catch up on a bit of kip. Not so Gnomeo.

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Double Jeopardy – A Dad’s Life With Twins

When we first found out that my wife Helen was expecting twins, my initial reaction, after the swearing had stopped, was to ask her who the father of the other one was.

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A Thorn Amongst Roses

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Looking back it did feel really strange at first. I don’t think I was treated any differently, but I was still very conscious of the fact that I was different. A few of these girls have put up with me long enough to be considered fantastic friends, and we’re perfectly happy and comfortable in each other’s company. Frankly, they deserve a medal for their perseverance…

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It’s Not What You Say, Joanna Neary

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Joanna seems to shine brightest when she is performing dance routines using literal translations of songs

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Hot Gear And Bear Woman

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the downside to this incessant delivery, of course, is the difficulty of getting your breath back having laughed solidly for an hour

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